Bill Gates Unleashes Swarm of Mosquitoes
OK, True story: Back in the early 1980s I was working for a small
startup company in eastern Idaho... we did lots of vertical market
stuff for home construction companies and lumber mills. All written in
C, with Assembly language libraries and a smattering (*gasp*) of BASIC.
So one day, I was working on debugging our B-Tree retrieval libraries
using the new state-of-the art 80386 machine (all the other machines in
our shop were '286) when suddenly Bill Gates bursts into the office. He
does a couple of flips over the office partition walls and killed two
of my co-workers with a karate chop to the neck....one was the HR
person who, of course, has all our home addresses, so Bill grabs the
sheet of paper with all of them and yells "I'll be back". Well, after
the police interviews and crisis counselling and cleanup... I go home
only to find my wife and four triplets all stabbed to death and my dog
pregnant. On the kitchen table was a note from Bill Gates saying "I did
this"
OK, True story: Back in the early 1980s I was working for a small
startup company in eastern Idaho... we did lots of vertical market
stuff for home construction companies and lumber mills. All written in
C, with Assembly language libraries and a smattering (*gasp*) of BASIC.
So one day, I was working on debugging our B-Tree retrieval libraries
using the new state-of-the art 80386 machine (all the other machines in
our shop were '286) when suddenly Bill Gates bursts into the office. He
does a couple of flips over the office partition walls and killed two
of my co-workers with a karate chop to the neck....one was the HR
person who, of course, has all our home addresses, so Bill grabs the
sheet of paper with all of them and yells "I'll be back". Well, after
the police interviews and crisis counselling and cleanup... I go home
only to find my wife and four triplets all stabbed to death and my dog
pregnant. On the kitchen table was a note from Bill Gates saying "I did
this"
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