Showing posts with label microsoft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label microsoft. Show all posts

Thursday, 24 June 2010

Bill Gates Doesn't Work At Microsoft Anymore

Slashdot Story | Bill Gates Doesn't Work At Microsoft Anymore

"Tanks are a very important component to group play. I like to think of Microsoft as that big guy in the heavy armor who takes all the hits and soaks up all the damage, because it doesn't mean much to him anyways. I also think of Apple as the DPS, and if they keep critting too much with all their successful products, they'll eventually pull Aggro and end up getting all the criticism Microsoft recieves. And I think of *nix as a good healer, silently standing far away from everyone, keeping everything running nominally with their superior networking capabilities and low resource requirements. See? You can relate anything to World of Warcraft. I dare you to come up with something I can't."

Friday, 19 March 2010

What Free Antivirus Do You Install On Windows?

Slashdot Comments | What Free Antivirus Do You Install On Windows?


I had a similar realization once. The way I explain it:

Antivirus == Washing your hands
Software Patches == Regular doctor visits

On the other hand:

Shady porn sites == Cheep hookers
Clicking random links == Sharing needles

Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Microsoft Update Slips In a Firefox Extension

Microsoft Update Slips In a Firefox Extension


This is a good point.

Since copyright infringement is now routinely elevated to the
violent robbery of "piracy", then it makes sense that we start calling
the insertion of unwanted extensions into our applications "rape".

The charge is "You have inserted your extension into my application without my consent". Yeah, that's rape.



Saturday, 7 June 2008

Mozilla Firefox 3 Is The Best Browser

I stopped using IE when it came out with the toolbar sharing the same space as tabs. It was a clear indication that MS does not care about porn browsing community.

Source: Digg.com