What Will the Browser Look Like In Five Years?

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I already wear sunglasses to browse the web, on account of all the flash and poor color choices.

Although this is an improvement over the 90s. Back then I wore a welding mask.

Do We Need a New Internet?

Do We Need a New Internet?

It is! And it is needed.

The current Internet is too hard to control. Just about anyone can get on and say anything. There is no class structure, no censorship, options for extracting money from users are limited and getting a cohesive message across to everyone who uses it is downright impossible.

What is needed is a tightly regulated Internet where only those with enough good wealth are able to control what is being said and payment is extracted in an easy and orderly fasion. One which all information is available to the right people who can use it to control the unruly mob and masses of the underclasses.

In the past couple centuries the ruling elites have been lax in their duties and the lower classes have risen, creating a "middle class" and fostering the wrongheaded idea that every man is equal. With a new Internet combined with other mass media such wrong ideas can be properly quashed.

It will also catch some pedophiles so it is for the children and anyone who doesn't want it to be this way is obviously a perverted child molester and unpatriotic coward.

Does the awesome bar awe you?

My wife discovered some of my fetishes thanks to this "awesome bar" and now we're in counseling. However, the counseling is making our marriage the best it's been in years. We were getting very close to filing for divorce but thanks to this little discovery we're much more intimate now that she knows what kind of stuff turns me on and things haven't been better. Mozilla, I thank you for helping save my marriage. I thank you for allowing me to love my wife again. I thank you for not putting our children through the terrible experience of a divorce. God bless Firefox, God bless Mozilla, and God bless the Awesome Bar!

Source: Mozilla